Cops Arrest Drunk Driver with his Penis Out — But then They Find Out Who He Is and Let Him Go

Blaine, MN — Blaine Police officers, responding to reports of an alarm at the Lexington Avenue Fleet Farm in November, discovered something startling — a man passed out behind the wheel of a car with its engine running. But that wasn’t all.+

Two officers spent a few minutes pounding the roof of the car and banging the windows in an attempt to rouse the driver. According to reports, they observed “open containers of silver Coors Light cans in the passenger seat.”

Dash cam footage obtained by local KARE 11 shows the Blaine officers beating the car while repeatedly yelling for its occupant to “Wake up!” When they finally manage to capture the driver’s attention, he appears incapable of understanding or following basic commands.

“Can you open it?” Officer Brad Nordby asks — nine times, according to the footage — “Ok, open the door.”

Then he realizes something more is amiss.

“Oh, great,” he says to his partner. “His penis is out of his pants.”

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