Saturday, November 14, 2015

Possibly the Least Believable Story All Week: Pentagon Claims “Flawless” Air Strike “Evaporated” Jihadi John

Today it’s all over the news that supposedly the ISIS chief executioner Jihadi John was killed by a “flawless” U.S. air strike targeting him.
Yes, “flawless” is the word that was widely publicized. In fact, ABC Newsis reporting ISIS’s star Mossad agent er, decapitator “evaporated” (yes,evaporated) when an air strike targeted his vehicle according to an unnamed U.S. official (always unnamed, but he’s “official,” so we should definitely believe every word he says).

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