Bus-Ted Cruz’s Cuban Mistress Crisis is Heating Up
It’s looking more and more like TrusTed is BusTed.
Rumors that Ted Cruz has had affairs with not one but FIVE mistresses (at least) began to circulate last week. Cruz accused Donald Trump of planting the story, which was published by The National Enquirer.
Two days after the story broke, Cruz responded to the accusations of adultery with a bizarre statement, including this gem:
Well let me be clear: Donald Trump may be a rat, but I have no desire to copulate with him.
I’m not sure what that means, and I’m positive that I don’t want to know.