Monday, May 2, 2016

Cop Says Driving Too Well Makes Cops Think You’re High

Glaring Issues With Pot Prohibition Explained By Police Officer

/u/cashmoney_x: “What makes you suspect someone like my brother (23 year old male) of driving high? Are there any signs you look for?” He asked this because his brother was once arrested for this very infraction.
Cop friend: “If a young guy (18-30ish) is driving too perfectly he’s probably high. Especially if it’s late at night.
/u/cashmoney_x: “Wait, what? If he’s driving too good he’s probably high?
Cop friend: “Ya, guys in that age bracket, especially the younger ones, don’t drive that perfectly. If all of a sudden some 19 year old kid with shaggy hair is following every traffic rule to a ‘T’ something’s up.
/u/cashmoney_x: “Huh? You’re saying that guys drive BETTER on pot and that’s a PROBLEM?
Cop friend: “I don’t make the rules, dude; you know that.

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